My tongue was planted so firmly in my cheek when I made these products, I had trouble eating for some time afterwards. However, I’ve taken a dose of Harden Up and I’m pressing on.
I had feedback on these products today, and I quote: “The packaging is not butch enuff…too pastel.” and “Does it come in small packets, suitable to fit into a manbag?”
Feeling uncommonly assertive (hey, this stuff really works,) I told my critic “Obviously you are hard enuff (now, there’s a new product) and should heed the caution to Keep Out of Reach of He-men. How does one think it could be marketed to the overly soft if the packaging is so tuff, it scares them?” I asked.
Further discussion ensued following Critic’s comments:
Anonymous said they could really do with Harden Up in dart form so they can just drive by and dart the people who don’t really need an ambulance with a dose of H’Up.
Another suggested fast acting HU in concentrated strength for the manbag packs.
‘Critic’ further suggested a spray.
Painter added: ‘pull yr socks up’ therapy pack for depressives, melancholia and other social malingerers!!
I’m now thinking about Hard Enuff for the chronically insensitive – as a roll-on?
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